Horror, sleaze, rock 'n' roll, dancing girls, and kittens
Wednesday, 30 June 2010
Approach With Caution
Prepared for the zombie apocalypse armed only with a fruit knife and a veg hat.
I returned home last night to find that my husband (The Boycat) has started his own blog. Although I feel obliged to warn you that nothing good can possibly lie therein, please stop by and say hi and be his friend anyway. But don’t like him more than me.
Jinx is a blousy, brassy redheaded ball of accidental crassness. She loves horror. And whiskey. And referring to herself in the third person, she does not think this makes her sound like a massive knob at all. She resides in the badlands of Newcastle with a husband and two small white cats where she writes a bit, gets overexcited about almost every movie she sees and plans for the zombie apocalypse. She also loves Ron Perlman and sharks.
“Jinx at Totally Jinxed will just riff on whatever catches her fancy (beards, Ron Perlman, and being David Bowie in Labyrinth) or do an in-depth movie review of a movie I had no idea exists. My Netflix queue grows exponentially just by virtue of her being in my Google Reader. She also seems like an extremely nice person with extremely red hair. And she has a stuffed piranha. You gotta give it up for girlfriend.’’ Tim Grant, Post-Mortem Depression
''Jinx has to be one of the most unique people I've had the pleasure of "meeting" over the Internet and a trip to her blog always proves to be filled with laughs, sea monsters, lots of alcohol, and adorable kittens. If that's not a recommendation to get you to mosey on over to her place, then I don't what is.'' Joe Monster, From Beyond Depraved
'let me advise any readers who have somehow not yet found their way to Totally Jinxed, or remind those who just haven't stopped by there recently, that it really is the most consistently inspiring, surprising, eclectic, evocative and enjoyable horror blog I know.Speaking as someone who was there virtually from the start, it's terrific to see the word getting around. The world of horror blogs is full of great things: the first of these is Totally Jinxed.' Matthew Coniam,Carfax Abbey
'Three great things have come out of Newcastle: Newcastle Brown Ale (a.k.a. Newkie Brahn), Jimmy Nail (Oz in ‘Auf Wiedersehen, Pet’) and Jinx, one of the sassiest no-bullshit bloggers (of either sex) you’re ever likely to encounter. Her profile reads “flame haired tattooed love goddess”. What’s not to like?' Neil Fulwood,The Agitation of the Mind
Horror author spotlight: Brian Moreland
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While I don't have all my pics yet from my trip to the Texas Frightmare
Weekend, I do have a pic I got of me with the great horror writer, Brian
Morel...
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Erin Gray started modeling at 15, and by her 17th birthday she was already
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I don't know what it is about killer consumer products, but two of my
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May Monster Madness Day 7 Ft. Albert Fish
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*Disclaimer*: "*I am in no way trying to condone or justify the crimes
these people have committed. My heart goes out to the families that lost
loved one...
Cinema Du Meep goes to the Kindertrauma Funhouse!
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*Hey guys,*
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* *Cinema Du Meep now has it's own Kindertrauma funhouse! It correlates to
all the stuff I've been posting on facebook as of late. How cool ...
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The "last man On Earth" storyline has been played out a few times in sci-fi
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Prod...
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And here I was thinking I'd already found the best in canine carnage cover art! Foolish me. Playboy Paperbacks went for the throat with The Accursed (Dec '82...
no hell's house party.
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Sorry about the recent lack of updates but work coupled with a severe
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Even now I'm st...
The Confessional (1976)
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Jenny is stalked by an obsessed priest in THE CONFESSIONAL, from 1976! Pete
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Many of you know that Uncle P is a Lovecraft fan. So it should be no
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Greetings:
I am speaking to you from a parallel dimension of foul darkness and
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I first mentioned this film several years ago, well before it had an
American release, because the whole thing just intrigued me. In my previous
entry I...
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So first of all, I’m afraid I’ve got a bit of an update on the immediate
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Nothing catastrophic I hope, but, wi...
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[image: Pieta movie poster Kim Ki-duk]Written and directed by Kim Ki-duk,
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*May 13, 2013 — *Every major city has a Signature Tall Thing. For most of
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If you've read my blog for any amount of time, you know that I'm a big Jack
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auth...
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Where were you when The Great Netflix Purge of 2013 hit? Stuck in an
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The D.C. Health Department has launched an interactive zombie-themed
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Most contemporary ghost stories are about haunted people rather than
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it's the ...
Trifecta Of Terror! : "The Books Of Doom Derby"
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We're back again with more terror in threes! I couldn't resist doing a
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If you're not familiar with the Tr...
Iron Man 3 (2013)
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"*When Tony Stark's world is torn apart by a formidable terrorist called
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Since I revi...
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JUST before the end of April, we return with Episode 33!... which we
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Serial killers seem poised to usurp the vampire and – to lesser extent –
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Dewey's Read-a-Thon Wrap-Up
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I did it! I made it the whole 24 hours! I didn't read quite as much as I
would've liked since I kept getting distracted by my boyfriend, but I still
manage...
Links List
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I've been trawling about the internet looking for interesting / informative
horror-related sites - here's a few good ones that I've dredged up. In no
part...
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The DELoL Show will be broadcasting live from Keith's Comics (on
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I hope everyone involved with the *Evil Dead* remake has sent a Thank You
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Halloween Expo 2013
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I've been a VERY lousy blogger. The damned holidaze came and went, but life
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end i...
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If you're anything like me, when you watch Veronica Carlson in a 1920s wig
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a t...
[ATH] Livid (2011)
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*Taste the darkness*
addicted to horror
Livid (2011)
*the story*
Three friends break into the mansion of a comatose old woman in order to
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I'm not sure what it's like in a lot of other cities but here in Tucson the
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Photography Project
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I'm starting my own little photography project. I will be doing my own
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really wantin...
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555
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OK fellas here's how it's going to go...
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Get your money delivered pretty fast
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For most people, the online payday loans service could really be their real
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Oh, Mother! Blogs! Blogs!
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*MC*,
Well, this is a little embarrassing. But yes, I've gone and done it again.
I've moved to another blog.
I know what you're thinking. You think that ...
GONE FISHIN'
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*Gentle Reader,*
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*After much thought, I have decided that it's time to shut down Billy Loves
Stu for a bit. *
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*It might be for a week, it might be ...
Pausing...
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When I started my horror movie blog, it felt like this...
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projects, it felt l...
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Familiar (2011) - Dir. by Richard Powell
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I'm a big *JUDAS PRIEST *fan. Although to be honest, I don't like them
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But the bits of Eccentrica Britannica that don't quite fit on any of my
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Above: Jane asks Zombie Santa about returning a severed head, while watching out
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I have a few last...
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LOVE this show. Yet to be disappointed.
Did you catch the first episode?
New favorite swear words: 'Holy Frankenfuck!'
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Mama F.
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ClassicHorrorCampaign.com
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We have moved to ClassicHorrorCampaign.com thanks to UmeeHost.co.uk
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Please note that this blog will no longe...
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Reviewed By: Billy
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I have abounded in inspiration... actually I was bored and looking in the
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HIPPOS...
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